How to build a holiday style cheese log in your tummy:
1) eat no ruffage of any kind for approx 1 week this includes no leafy greens or whole grains
2)does anybody in your family make rumballs or any doughy treat? start loading up on these
3)seek out cheese platters at break room tables and holiday functions, avoid wheat crackers!
4)mmm fudge.........
5)eat as much artichoke dip and baked brie as possible
6)is that a box of holiday chocolates the neighbors brought over?
7)aim to drink at least 4-6 Winter ales per evening, dark syrupy ones are best
8)stuffing and casseroles can be helpful as long as you stay away from any greens
9)mmm mashed potatoes........
10)put gravy on everything
11)more Winter beer
12) leftover divinity for breakfasts
the important thing here is to remember lots of dense chocolate, cheese, dips, and dark syrupy beer.
when you are ready to unveil what you have been creating have a bowl of oatmeal and three or four cups of coffee, then take the dog for a brisk walk.
I could make you some delicious latkes to add to your list.
ReplyDeleteWhat are these latkes you speak of? Do build the log or move it down the river?
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