a.I just ruined my life, I now have no chance of success or love.
b.I am a clever and witty genius.
c.I am clearly retarded or have a substance abuse problem.
d.I really don't give a rat's behind, it is cute and a play on words.
e.I will regret it but, is not forever, only until my skin rots.
f.I am obviously crying for attention.
g.It is funny.
h. It is sad, that is my skin god damnit!
A. I love the new ink.
ReplyDeleteB. I hate it when people call it "ink".
C. Although it's better than hearing "nice tats, bro".
D. It looks like it tickled.
E. Better you than me.
F. Are you still married?
G. Out of curiosity.
H. Not bi-curiosity.
are you sleeping on the couch these days?
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